A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.
The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches".
"What How come you are so sure of that distance ", asked the judge.
"Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
[em02]呵呵，wonderful and interesting！
Life is a box of chocolate...haha
发表于 2010-9-13 06:58:29